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Yo' Mama so fat . . .
that I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.
(from http://www.wocka.com/13089.html)
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Three men walk into a bar...
and the fourth one ducks.
(from http://www.kookerkids.com/jokes5.htm)
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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):
(from http://ircamera.as.arizona.edu/NatSci102/images/)
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Mr. Carrot and Mrs. Carrot are walking across the road when Mr. Carrot gets struck by a car and is seriously injured. He is taken to the hospital, where he is operated on for several hours. Finally, the doctor emerges from the operating room to talk to Mrs. Carrot.
The doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your husband is going to live. The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
(From http://vric.ucdavis.edu/history/joke.HTM.)
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Yo' Mama so ugly...
that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
(from http://www.comedy-zone.net)
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A hamburger walks into a bar and waits to be served by the bartender. The bartender ignores him. He clears his throat. The bartender ignores him. He waves and says, "Bartender?" The bartender ignores him. He finally pounds his fist on the bar and shouts, "Bartender!" The bartender stops wiping down the bar, comes over, and says:
"I'm sorry--we don't serve food here."
(from www.funny2.com/bar.htm)
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